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TwoFer 172 – Geigh Pancakes

Here’s another one! Zach and Mark are talking about more stuff that you should listen to.

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TwoFer 171 – OMG THEY’RE BACK! AGAIN!

What! Are you kidding me? They’re back? Again? They’re unstoppable! Join Zach and Mark as they stumble through another awesome TwoFer Episode!

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TwoFer 170 – Phone a Friend

Mark doesn’t have internet, so they can’t skype.  So, what’s the next best thing???  PHONE CALL!

This is the true essence of the twofer podcast.

TwoFer 169 – They’re Back, Again.

Mark was sick. Zach enjoyed his vacation. There were things, and I think people died.

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TwoFer 168 – Alexa, Turn Of Zach’s House

Mark and Zach talk about all the pros of having home automation and some other miscellaneous stuff.

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Twofer 167 – Hail Hydra

Zach and Mark talk about some things.  There’s some words, and oh, yeah – Hail Hydra.

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TwoFer 166 – Food Porn

Ohhhhh Yeaaaaaahh.  Zach and Mark talk about……… steak.  I think there’s a little politics in there somewhere.  It wouldn’t be TwoFer if there wasn’t.

This is the true essence of the twofer podcast.

TwoFer 165 – Socially Insecure

We don’t know.  We just make this up as we go.  Just listen.

This is the true essence of the twofer podcast….

TwoFer 164 – United We Fly

The guys hit up everything current events and more….

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TwoFer 163 – Gender Reveal

Mark and Zach are wanting to know what kinda gender crisis is happening right now.  No, not really.  But they do touch upon it.

 

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TwoFer 162 – Work, Weddings, Logan, and More

We’ll give you three guesses what the guys talk about in this episode.

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TwoFer 161 – This Thing

Zach and Mark…… aw hell, just listen to it already!

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TwoFer 160 – Racing Stripes

Zach and Markstart talking about the usal things – but Zach got to take his Mustang to the race track to test it out!  Fun Stuff!

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TwoFer 159 – Not Really Trump Related

Zach and Mark, believe it or not, only “start” to talk about Trump – after that, it’s almost like it’s old self – talking about movies,  Zombies (Romero Zombies), TV Shows,  and briefly back to politics -it’s a great episode!

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TwoFer 158 – Some Good Stuff

Zach and Mark are at it again… some good stuff to be heard.

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TwoFer 157 – Truly Tasteless

Zach and Mark talk about everything – nothing is safe or sacred.

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TwoFer 156 – Banned

Zach and Mark talk about Words, Grammar, Protests and Politics.  Not necessarily in that order.

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TwoFer 155 – Alternative Facts

Zach and Mark talk about our newly formed government’s Alternative Facts.

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TwoFer 153 – A Day Late And A Dollar Short

Zach and Mark talk about the recovering Zach, the latest in the political life of our new president, and I’m sure there’s some humor in there somewhere.

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TwoFer 153 – Happy New Beers

Zach and Mark are back from the holiday break – and ready to get this year started off right. There’s a whole slew of things they talk about, and you have to listen to find out what they are.

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TwoFer 152 – Laughs That Could Have Been

Zach and Mark sit down and talk about some cool stuff – everything from car buying experiences, The Office, Star Wars, and other miscellaneous stuff – to the holidays.

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TwoFer 151 – Bacardi 151

Zach and Mark sit down and celebrate 151 episodes of TwoFer with the usual nonsense.

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TwoFer 150 – The Great Mashed Potato Fiasco of 2016

Zach and Mark sit down and discuss the importance of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving – and why the F*CK wouldn’t you serve them??

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TwoFer 149 – Politics, Propain, Parking, and Porn

Zach and Mark sit down and discuss the importance of the 4 P’s: Politics, Propain, Parking, and Porn

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TwoFer 148 – The Pre-Apocalyptic Podcast

(This was previously recorded BEFORE the US Presidential Elections)
Zach and Mark sit down and discuss the potential outcome of the presidential elections and get prepared for the impending apocalypse

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TwoFer – 147 Zach’s New Ride

Zach and Mark talk about Zach’s new ride – Zach bought the 2016 Mustang that he’d talked about on the previous episode, and it’s awesome!!

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TwoFer – 146 Mustangs And Jeeps

Zach and Mark hit up the beautiful topics of: Mustangs, Jeeps, Freedom of Living on your own, Rotten parents, and being rotton kids.

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TwoFer – 145 A little Quicky

Zach and Mark have a little discussion about life – and stuff and things and whatnots. What do you want?? It’s a short Episode! Sheesh!

Side note: sorry, it’s late – Mark had a little security hiccup.  Translation: He made the site so secure, he locked himself out. #DERP

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TwoFer – 144 Sharks, Snakes, and Spiders – Oh My!

Zach and Mark start off with some politics, but quickly move away from it as they go into some cool shit – and then, Zach recognizes his fear of Sharks, Snakes and Spiders.

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TwoFer – 143 More Stuffs

Zach and Mark hit up the usual topics: Politics, Guns, Racism, People getting shot, and work.

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TwoFer – 142 Nostalgia

Zach and Mark are now running for presidents of the USA. No, just kidding. It’s the usual stuff – and more.

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TwoFer – 141 PBS

Zach and Mark talk about Mark being a closet soccer…. er…. football fan, some cool stuff, and the usual Political Bull Shit (PBS) and they’re thinking of renaming the show because of it.

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TwoFer – 140 We’re Back!

Zach and Mark have returned after a long, 2 month hiatus. They talk about missing the show, what they’ve been up to, The new iPhone 7 release, and more!

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TwoFer – 139 Break Time

Zach and Mark talk about everything that they usually do, but this time there’s an elephant in the room.

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TwoFer – 138 Guns God and Governmnet

Zach and Mark atalk about everything that is Weekends, Guns, Movies, houses, Duels and politics

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TwoFer – 136 Suicide Squad

Zach and Mark are at it again, and talk about everything, except the title of this show.

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TwoFer – 135 Dental Downloads

Zach and Mark welcome each other back after a couple of weeks off – again. Mark had dental isses and they talk about their downloads and stats. It’s some pretty cool stuff. But you have to listen to get all the details.

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TwoFer – 134 Captain America SPOILERIFIC Episode

Zach and Mark welcome each other back after a couple of weeks off, they hit up the New Blink 182 and spoil Captain America Civil War as they review the film.  There’s also some stuff about blue rays, racism and Donald Trump.

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TwoFer – 133 Family Matters…?

Zach and Mark talk about the passing of Chyna and Prince, as well as hitting up the amazing Zachery Family Vacation.

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TwoFer – 132 Go Fund Yourself

Zach and Mark Zach’s Birthday (gifts, go karting, starwars), and they want to start a Go Fund Me account so that they can bring you the first ever LIVE TwoFer from the same location! And they celebrate 700 followers on Twitter.

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TwoFer – 131 Not Trump Related

Zach and Mark talk about Mark’s vacation, Mark’s back, and Zach talks about his birthday and work things. BUT BOTH REVIEW BATMAN V SUPERMAN (and it’s not goog)!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer – 130 INSERT TITLE HERE

Zach and Mark talk. That’s all, nothing else. The usual subjects: Donald Trump, Work, Life, etc.

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TwoFer – 129 Take Two Non Interactive

Zach and Mark talk about no more OT and their weeks!

TwoFer – 128 – Pure BS

Zach and Mark start off with some politics – because that’s kinda what they do, anymore… until about 13:50 and they start to talk about other things like Mark and Zach wanting to go into the air force, Guns and Roses (and other music), Casey got a new car – and there were some other things in there too, but you have to listen to find out what…. OH, and they talk about some really, REALLY Pure BS happening with podcasting and networks toward the end. Pay special attention to that one, mind you, it’s very important.

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TwoFer – 127 – Tuck Frump

Zach and Mark start off with the usual politics and how much we hate our choices. There are no lesser evils. They talk about Batman V Superman and Zach got his tickets early, Mark and Zach chat about the new Ghostbusters trailer and some newer upcoming superhero movies that may or may not be rated R because of Deadpool.

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TwoFer – 126 – We literally can’t even

Zach tells Mark some wonderfully aweful jokes. Maybe some political talka and other great stuff. We also had a bad skype connection – we lost each other and we were lonely…. Then there were some Reddit things…

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TwoFer – 125 – Deadpool Review

Zach and Mark review the movie, Deadpool! And Zach tells some jokes.

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TwoFer – 124 – The Brothers, Licquia

Zach and Mark have Zach’s brother John on the show! Some GREAT stories! But you have to listen to get the scoop!

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TwoFer – 123 – Mark and Mark – and other stuff

Zach and Mark talk about Mark for a bit, and some other stuff in there, too. But who cares about that, right?

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TwoFer – 122 – Fuck Bae

Zach and Mark are fed up with the racist BS that is poisoning our country. Boycotting the Oscars, Boycotting Star Wars, and Bae.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer – 121 – Glenn Frey’d Eagles

Zach and Mark now mourn the loss of Glenn Frey. 2016 is off to a crappy start for celebs. They go into some gun talk and more – and maybe a little bit about Office Space.

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TwoFer – 120 – First Bowie, then Rickman???

Zach and Mark now mourn the loss of Alan Rickman – and have a technical difficulty in the middle of recording (please stand by).

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TwoFer – 119 – The Steaks are HIGH

Zach and Mark mourn the loss of David Bowie and Zach bought a Squire (by Fender) Bass guitar. Both guys want steak, and they talk about legalizing weed.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer – 118 – Powerballs

Zach and Mark discuss the finer points of winning the powerball lottery. What would you do with all that money?

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TwoFer – 117 – Happy Nu Year

Zach and Mark start off with their new year experiences, and move along into some other cool stuff, before doing their year in review. They had a great year and hope to make 2016 their bitch.

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TwoFer – 116 – Christmas Recrap

Zach and Mark have a lovely chat about their holday experiences, then talk about a bunch of miscellaneous stuff as per usual.
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TwoFer – 115 – Star Wars *SPOILERS*

WARNING! DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN STAR WARS EPISODE VII!!!!
Zach and Mark start off with talking about their past few weeks and get right into spoiling Star Wars, Episode VII – The Force Awakens. We encourage you NOT to listen to this episode until AFTER you have seen this movie. Unless you don’t care about any of that crap…  *cough, cough* Joe *cough, cough*

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TwoFer – 114 – Trumped Up

Zach and Mark sit down and get into some stupid politics, and then get into some great movie reviews, and a few comedians.

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TwoFer – 113 – Tiger Juice

Zach and Mark have a great post Thanksgiving talk and they hit everything, movies, and celebs.

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TwoFer – 112 – Freedom Fries

Zach and Mark are at it again. There’s no stopping these two(fer).

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TwoFer – 111 – Politically Charged

Zach and Mark talk about pretty much everything, and move into politics.
There’s more, but you have to listen to find out more!

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TwoFer – 110 – Sound Check

Zach and Mark start off with some good times and fun stuff – but have a sound issue but not to worry, it didn’t have any adverse effects on quality, because they are awesome like that. Zach reviews Johnny Depp’s Black Mass movie, and Mark saw Crimson Peak as well as the Insidious trilogy.
Zach released his song on Just Zach, and chatted with Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus on Facebook.

There’s more, but you have to listen to find out more!

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TwoFer – 109 – Stuff

Zach and Mark get into it pretty quickly… some things are *not* better left unsaid.

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TwoFer – Episode 108 – Rainbow Chips

Zach and Mark banter back and forth as usual, hitting up their weekends, some computer stuff, USA’s “MR. Robot”, politics and more.

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TwoFer – Episode 107 – The Family Word

Zach and Mark are at it again. Someone, please take the microphones away from these two(fer) people. Starting off talking about their weekends, hitting subjects like Kim Davis, Jared Fogel, Force Friday, and “Fuck” – the Family Word.

If you’re following along with the Kim Davis Story, then you should follow the Twitter account of the lady next to Kim Davis: https://twitter.com/nexttokimdavis

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TwoFer – 106 – Breakin’ The Law

Zach and Mark come at you with the usual content. They talked about their weekends, Mark bought a survival bow, Zach went to see Kevin Smith and Ralph Garmin in San Antonio, Zach’s back in school and it’s a pain in the ass…. and lastly, they talk about breaking the law.

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TwoFer – 105 – Private Shit Space

Where do we begin? The guys talk about their weekends, Mark visiting Niagra Falls, Zach seeing Mission Impossible 5 – and both give their review of the last episode.

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TwoFer – 104 – Clusterf*ck LIVE

In this sound cluster fuck of an episode Zach and Mark go live, we have some unexpected guests and some expected guests (some of whom were cool, and others – not so much), including Zach’s brother, John, and Joe From Podblocked… We’ll let you figure out which was which.

This is the…. true essence of the TwoFer Podcast??

TwoFer – 103 – High Fructose Corn Syrup

In this episode Zach and Mark talk about the important things in life, encompassing but not limited to the following stuff:

  • The usual greetings
  • Their weekends
  • Raising Caines (chicken fingers)
  • Mark almost bought a Jeep, and more cars (Podblocked would be proud)
  • Upcoming Ronda Rousey Porn Parody?
  • Donny Baker wants to train Ronda Rousey: http://youtu.be/r8yqD-t6Otk
  • Movies
  • Donald Trump is an Asshole
  • The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
  • More Donny Baker
  • And the unaired Clerks TV Pilot from the 90’s

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer – 102- Ronda Rousey

In this episode Zach and Mark – oh, I don’t even know where to begin…. *sigh*

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TwoFer – 101 Jennifer Aniston

In this episode Zach and Mark start off about their weekends – Mark’s Saturday sucked. Zach’s, on the other hand, did not. Because well, it’s Zach. Then the guys get in to politics – and Donald Trump. Then, moving into how PC our society has become and we’re offended by everything – like this podcast. It’s offensive. But, we don’t care. Fucking Vs Penetrating, Gilmore Girls, and more.

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TwoFer – 100! Boobs!

In this episode Zach and Mark actually get to talk, after having about three weeks apart from each other. Topics include, but are not limited to Catching up, Amazon Prime Day, music choices, boobs, wrestling, Zach’s new guitar, reachint 100 episodes, and many more things. Give it a listen and wish us a happy 100th episode; @TwoFerPod, facebook.com/TwoFerpod

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TwoFer – 99 The Gay Episode

In this episode Zach and Mark talk about how it’s FINALLY legal for gay marriage – a right they shouldn’t have had to fight so hard for in, the first place. They also talk about the Rebel Flag coming under question, President Obama on Marc Maron, And some other wonderful bullshitery.

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TwoFer – 98 Something, Something, Something TwoFer

In this episode Zach and Mark talk about Mark’s new iPhone 6, Taylor Swift vs Apple Music, Jurassic World, drinking games, and more!

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TwoFer – 97 5 Foot 61 Inches

In this episode Zach and Mark hit up everything from politics to Trans “Jenner” transitions. Listen and love it.

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TwoFer – 96 The Wendy’s Experience

In this episode Zach and Mark talk about Mad Max: Fury Road, Zach’s Wendy’s experience, food truck fails, and how Mark Buzzed his head.
But that’s not all – there’s so much more greatness packed in this episode that you have to listen to it all. – Just Sayin’.

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TwoFer – 95 I’m offended by this

In this episode Zach and Mark talk about their Memorial Day Weekends, Zach went Kayaking, food truck parks in Texas – and Zach’s review of Mad Max Fury Road.  Mark saw Poltergeist, and Zach fixed up his guitar.

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TwoFer – 94 Fuck Ohm’s Law

In this episode Zach and Mark have yet, another great episode – talking about how much the new DC’s Suicide Squad movie may suck, restaurants in College Station – and how much thy both love Fazoli’s. AND HOLY CRAP! A NEW EPISODE OF BLODCAST???

They guys also listen to a comedian for a while… it’s hella funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp-FKWFVGDg

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TwoFer – 93 Zach’s Back Motherf*cker!

In this episode Zach returns from his long tedious work schedule and, even though there have been episodes, it’s been two weeks since He’s been back behind a mic. Join Zach and Mark as they talk about – Zach’s work schedule, school, and hear how he’s going to see Kevin Smith Live in San Antonio, his thoughts on Avengers Age of Ultron, and more.

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TwoFer – 92 A Texas Quicky Part 2

In this episode Zach and Mark ramble on about some miscellaneous stuff including, but not limited to…
Zach’s Mustang, YouTube Turned 10, Jimmy Kimmel, Mila Kunis being accused of Chicken Theft and more – I think it’s one of the better ones.

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TwoFer – 91 A Texas Quicky

In this episode Zach and Mark ramble on about some miscellaneous stuff including, but not limited to…
Mark having a little side action, Mark and the TBN going to another con. Zach going to see Social Distortion (win), Zach’s Dick Move, and a few stupid things from Reddit – and a youtube video:

  • Man wants to buy kickstarter so he can name your dog.
    • http://mashable.com/2015/04/21/dog-naming-kickstarter/
  • Reddit Buy Farts from all over the world
    • http://mashable.com/2015/02/23/fart-kickstarter/
  • Girl Pisses Self in interview
    • https://youtu.be/0OwtGTjs9WY
  • South Dakota Yanks Jerk and Drive ads campaign
    • http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/12/south-dakota-yanks-dont-jerk-drive-campaign.html

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TwoFer – 90 Like RDJ, We’re Walkin’ Out.

In this episode Zach and Mark talk about Robert Downy Jr walking out on an interview, a little Amy Schumer, something happened at a Popeye’s in Texas, banned apps from the Apple App Store, Google taking over the wireless industry? And much, much more.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer – 89 Star Wars Crap

In this episode Zach and Mark hit up all sorts of stuff, including but not limited to… Zach’s new car and working 12 hour days, Star Wars, Patton Oswald talking about Star Wars, Zach on driving “stick”, more Star Wars, Game of Thrones…. and more Star Wars.
(I’m sensing a theme, here ==>X.)

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TwoFer 88 – Basic Bitch Mustang

In this episode ZACH GOT A NEW(er) MUSTANG! (to replace his old beater, which he still has). Mark’s midlife crisis will consist of a Jeep. The guys delve into the new Star Wars Trailer, as well as: Batman V. Superman, The Fantastic 4, Age of Ultron, and Jurassic World!

Also, there’s this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Z4PHH1Mzo

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TwoFer 87 – Take 2….fer

Oh, technical difficulties – WHY must you torment us, so…? In this second take of this episode the guys, talk about the second go ’round of this particular episode. Zach gets attacked at work by a bunch of birds. Maybe they talk about Apple TV, the Podsortium, and Zach reads an article from Reddit circa 2013.

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TwoFer 86 – Buck Fieber

In this episode “someone” has technical difficulties, but If I were to blame SOME one, it wouldn’t be Mark… this time. Zach and Mark, in between technical difficulties, talk about the roast of Justin Bieber, and terribly tasteless jokes, Zach’s upcoming birthday, Mark goes to another Convention, and it would be cool if everyone could go and do a show from one. Zach would go postal, though – according to him. They also talk about April Fools crap, and Mallrats 2 – along with Clerks 3.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 85 – Five Percent

In this episode Zach and Mark go to town on everything. Zach watched Fast & Furious 6, had a run in with the Bank Of America that could have been a scam, Blink 182’s performances without Tom, movie trailers and more. Mark and Zach talk about Mission Impossible 5, The Transporter Refueled, Net Neutrality, Religion and money – and creating Christianity 2.0. There’s so much good shit in this episode that you have to listen to “take it all in” (that’s what she said).

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 84 – The Basic Bitch Episode

In this episode Zach and Mark – aw hell, this episode was a nightmare from the beginning. Hence, the title of the episode. The boys start out ok, but there were some problems with Skype and Mark’s computer, a few minutes in, Mark gets a phone call and spills his drink all over the place, and for the next 15 minutes, it’s an episode of Just Zach – or in this case, Just Ed (You’ll understand if you stick with the episode).

This episode is brought to you by Mark’s Phone call and Lipton Brisk Ice Tea with Lemon.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast’s “Basic Bitch Episode”.

TwoFer 83 – 16 Inch Sausage

In this episode Zach and Mark catch back up from a week off, and get right down to it. Zach’s catching up on some great TV, Mark’s developing a cosplay for the comic cons that he’s visiting this month for his “other” show. Zach is going to see pubic hair – also known as the band, “Bush” – and they hit up the latest tech news with Apple’s new $10,000.00 watch…. WTF?? $10K???

There’s plenty more in this episode, but I can’t remember everything…. what do you want from me?? I’m NOT A MACHINE!!!!

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TwoFer 82 – Podblocked America

In this episode Zach and Mark talk about some video gaming, the iPhone voice/data combos available on Verizon Wireless, First World ComCast Problems, Bill Murray’s movie St. Vincent, Mark at Wizard World Cleveland and his wife getting an autograph from her favorite comic book artist and writer – James O’Barr.

That leads into 1994’s The Crow with Brandon Lee, son of Bruce Lee, and a quick mention of Chuck Norris.
Later, they hit up Texas and Snow and compared to Canadians and Snow… There’s so much going on in this episode that you actually have to listen to get it all!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer podcast.

TwoFer 81 – Zero Expectations

In this episode Zach and Mark Finally have 300 followers on twitter, and talk about weather changes, SNL’s 40th, Fuck Kanye, and much much more.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer podcast.

TwoFer 80 – 16 Inch Jimmy Dean Sausages

In this episode Mark and Zach profess their undying love for…. their prospective women. Mark rants about more ign’ant muthafuckas and his horribly bad Monday and week. And Zach brags about his new iPhone 6. Not to mention the cool stuff happening with The Tangent-Bound Podcast and some cool-ass T-Shirts. We’re sure there’s some Blink 182 in there as well. And something really funny toward the end. But you have to listen to find out what it was. We’ll give you a hint – the episode title says it all.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer podcast.

TwoFer 79 – Zach Vader

In this episode Mark complains about the cold, Zach rubs it in that it’s a comfortable 70 degrees (F) and Mark resents him for it. Zach gets an iPhone 6, went to Space Center Houston, and go carting with his brother. Mark watched a couple movies (Walk Among the Tombstones with Liam Neeson, Big Hero 6, and the horrible movie, The Voices with Ryan Reynolds.)

They talk about their 3 favorite words, the superbowl, and Katy Perry – not to mention Louis CK’s new special, masturbation, and a few other movies.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer podcast.

TwoFer 78 – Game of Porns

In this episode Zach and Mark go balls out with some Blink 182 and Tom Delonge, Mark is fucking cold, creeping things on Reddit and that one guy that used to wear a bra to work…. uhhh? People (Mark) snorting smarties as a kid – and someone snorting pixy stix. And let’s not forget about Game of Thrones and under-aged porn – the South Park GOT Parody intro, some movies Zach and Kids, and much, much more.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer podcast.

TwoFer 77 – ImprompTwoFer

In this episode Mark and Zach sit down for an impromptu episode of the Twider podcast in which Mark and Zach talk about:

  • A new iPhone and how stupid big phones are
  • Hannibal SSN  3, Game of Thrones SSN  5
  • Prank calls
  • Technology
  • Million Dollar Dreams
  • Doing more interviews

This is the true essence of the TwoFer podcast.

TwoFer Episode 76 – Ingn’ant Muthaf*ckas

Zach and Mark start off with the normal pleasantries (“irregardless” of the slight technical difficulties in the beginning), and move right into talking tech with Chrome Desktop, and moving on to Zach and Casey’s Anniversary and Zach being back in school. Mark saw a movie, and we figured out that people suck and – go right into the “Ign’ant Muthaf*ckas”.

Oh, and they also talk about Mark still being old, terrible grammar, and awesome Mel Brooks Movies.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer Episode 75 – Comedian Kevin Bartini!

HOLY CRAP! Mark and Zach had the EXTREME pleasure of interviewing Stand Up Comedian Kevin Bartini! He’s opened for the Daily Show with Jon Stewart as well as the Colbert Report on Comedy Central, He’s written comedy sketches for HBO.COM, and done some amazing things with his life – honoring one of the best comedic minds of all time, George Carlin.

Kevin’s new is out today on all the popular venues (iTunes, etc.) Find it, now: “The Unintentionally White Album”.

Links of Note:

He has his own podcast The Movie Preview Review Season Two Starts SOON!
http://kevinbartini.com/movie_preview_review/
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TwoFer Episode 74 – Pornology 101

Welcome Back, listeners! Mark and Zach start the new year off right. Zach bought Call of Duty Advanced Warfare and they start talking about everything from the People of WalMart to Playstations announcement of “Playstation Now”. Zach’s headed back to school, and his best friend invents the Ball Cam. Mark sold off several of his DVDs. Boobs and Pornology happen. Tune in to get the full scoop!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer Episode 73 – Good-Bye

Mark and Zach say good-bye. One final episode to bring it to a close – to bring “closure” to this journey that is/was the TwoFer Podcast. It’s been a great journey and we couldn’t have done it without you, the listeners. Thank you for seeing it through to the end.

In this episode, The guys talk about Christmas, gifts, guns, and how McDonald’s can go fuck itself, much like Bruce Willis. They also hit up the year in review with this show as well as the Podsortium.

Join Mark and Zach as they finally sign off for 2014.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer Episode 72 – The Sony Wars

Mark and Zach are prepping for the end… of the year. This is the second to last episode of the year – and what an interesting year it has been. In this episode, The gents talk about North Korea, Mark’s work Holiday Party, Zach’s clutch cable things on Netflix, World War Three (AKA the Sony Wars), Bacon Black, Christmas, Kevin Smith, Team America World Police, and much much more… but you have to listen to find out.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer Episode 71 – Doomsday!

In this episode Zach hates his Android Tablet and wants to punch it in it’s screen.  The guys watched Angels and Airwaves’ “Poet Anderson – The Dream Walker”, by Tom Delonge and can’t say enough good about it.  And, let’s not forget our TwoFer Addicts, Satan no the work site, and Zach is becoming a closet Doomsday Prepper (*snicker*)  Just kidding…. Mostly.  Mark and Zach compare their sacks of goodies.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer Episode 70 – Funk your throat, Zach.

In this episode Zach is sick and Mark doesn’t want Ebola.  While it’s a shorter episode, due to illness, the guys do hit up a lot of topics in a short amount of time.  They talk Christmas (not holiday, Christmas), Obama on the Stephen Colbert Report, bad parenting, and more.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer Episode 69 – It speaks for itself

Zach and Mark get the ball rolling in proper order in this post Thanksgiving episode – starting off by talking about their Thanksgivings, on to Zach’s dad’s birthday, Mark’s big weekend… and moving on to more pressing matters, like the new Star Wars Trailer – and what That 70’s Show’s Topher Grace did with the three Star Wars Prequels. Zach wants you, the audience, to name Mark’s upcoming podcast studio, and how much that he hate that his car doesn’t have cup holders.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

http://nofilmschool.com/2014/05/topher-grace-star-wars-editor-strikes-back-redux-jedi

TwoFer Episode 68 – Castrated Rams and Masturbation

Zach and Mark – oh, Zach and Mark….. where to begin with this episode…. Let’s just say, some major topics of note are as follows:

Working, hard work, guns, and castrated rams
Masturbation
First World Skinny People Problems
Zach’s brother’s got game.
Breakfast Club

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer Episode 67 – TwoFer Sounds Like TwoFer

Zach and Mark celebrate Mark’s birthday – he’s older than dirt. They talk about Tangent-Bound’s LIVE show from this past Saturday. Is social media good? Or should it be done? Packie asks about Nutella, and they talk about Vegas, due to Patrick’s (@GhostDirector) trip to the states.  There’s more in there, but you have to listen to get all the goodness in this episode.

Links of Note:

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 66 – Execute Order 66

HOLY CRAP! This is a great episode! Zach and Mark start off the show RIGHT! Mark still has pants on and went to another local comic con. Zach hates Audcity. And since it’s spelled “anime” – shouldn’t it be pronounced “an IME”? Mark gets verbally stroked by Zach – and introducing SHOWS.blodpods.com for the latest episode of all the BLodpods.

Monster Energy Drink is produced by Satan – as well as some little kid telling a street preache to STFU!

Matthew McConaughey Jokes.. What do all of Matthew McConaughey’s pencils say? “I’ll Write, I’ll Write, I’ll Write” (Ba-dum-bum – PSH!)

And much much more – listen to the gooey goodness inside.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 65 – New Porn

Zach and Mark sit down and discuss the finer things in life. X-Men Days of Future Past, GTA5 for PS4, Blink 182 Ugly Sweaters, Mark’s Wedding Anniversary Weekend, Scotch, How much audacity sucks balls, the Extended Trailer for Avengers Age of Ultron, Star Wars VII, and new porn.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 64 – Fuck-ception

Zach and Mark don’t hold back! Nope, Full on Fuck-Ception. Mark went to a local comic con and Zach went to a Halloween party. Both bitch about radio stations but Zach found one that plays music for a change. Mark interjects with Zach’s last “Just Zach” episode and recording from his car and let’s Zach vent about traffic problems. They discuss the new Age of Ultron Trailer and more. But, you have to listen to hear the rest.
Oh, and corn dogs are the best, FYI.

PS: Zach got a new Amp: http://line6.com/spideriv75-120-150-hd150/

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 63 – Déjà Rêvé

Zach and Mark sit down, once again to enjoy eachother’s company and talk about everything from Mark’s short review of the Movie “A Million Ways To Die In The West” to our mutual hatred of needles – while hitting up the discussion about Halloween costumes,Ginger Headed Fucks, Zach’s next paycheck that has no purpose so he may as well buy a new guitar amp, and Mark headed to a local comic con. OH, there’s more in there, but you have to listen to find out what else they talk about and where the title of this episode comes from.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 62 – TwoFer Tasteless

Zach and Mark have a wholesome family show… Oh, who are we kidding? This is exactly as the title says – our most tasteless episode yet. The boys sit down and start off smoth, but then go hard core into truly tasteless jokes found on Reddit! But, in between, they talk about some great things, including a short movie review by Mark, and Zach’s fascination with weddings and a few words about some great TV shows available to watch – provided scheduling permits.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 61: Fuck Ryan Secrest

Zach and Mark get right down to it; talking about everything from his new job and getting his car inspected – or not. Zach bought a Destiny Edition PS4, and bitches about talking with Sony and EA games. Mark talks about snoring, his weekend, and they both talk about some Halloween urban legends.

Robert Downy Jr, some great television series, and spy movies – but let’s not forget about the somewhat terrible sub reddits that exist.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 60: Mr. Tusk

Zach and Mark sit down, once again, and let the shit fly. Zach updates us on his new job and foresees a newer car in his future (choice between the Chevy HHR and the Ford Fusion). Mark updates folks on his weekend (wife’s birthday weekend and trip to West Virginia on a whim). And they both review Kevin Smith’s new flick, Tusk (SPOILER HEAVY – don’t listen if you haven’t seen it yet and you really want to – otherwise, SPOILERS!).

Zach recommends Denzel Washington’s, Equalizer and Mark jumps on the band wagon, making plans to see it ASAP. They discuss upcoming films like Zoolander 2 and Bill and Ted’s 3 – and soooo much more, but you have to listen to find out what other mischief is in store for you on this journey.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer – Episode 59: Why So SIRI-us

HOLY CRAP! This is a great episode folks, but you have to listen all the way through to get ALL the good stuff. Zach and Mark talk about Zach’s new job and leaving the ever popular BROger in the dust. Mark talks about his trip to New York and how he hates the smell of old people and Bengay.

Zach went to see Tusk, but needs a possible second viewing, just to be sure. Mark’s made arrangements to see it this coming weekend with his wife so He and Zach can review it on the show.

Fun with iPhone apps (Hyperlapse by Instagram) and messing with SIRI.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

Also, Mark provided some viewing pleasure from the race track in New York:

  • http://s14.photobucket.com/user/mb2000inc/library/EMS%20Race%20Team?sort=3&page=1

TwoFer 58: Level Up

Zach and Mark make get right into it! Zach’s got a new job. Mark’s going to New York. Irish Accents, Scottish Accents, Urban Outfitters, and more.

There are a few technical difficulties in this episode, but that’s because skype is such a little bitch. So much so that I didn’t capitalize the first letter of the name. Fuck skype. Skype is a little bitch – like I said. I’m just going to ramble here about skype’s bitchiness. Why don’t you just go listen to the episode while I keep bitching about skype…… bitch.

Also, what happened to the UFP? I bet skype got to them… dammit.

This is the TRUE essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 57: Back To Two, Too

Zach and Mark make it a true(fer) TwoFer Podcast – it’s back to the two of them talking about everything from being sick to Zach watching the movie “Prisoners” – and eventually, work their way into Game of Thrones (AKA Tits and Dragons). Mark and Zach Make plans to see Kevin Smith’s latest Movie, “Tusk” so they can have a Spoilerific TwoFer Tusk Review.

Zach Visits Houston for Houston Restaurant Week, and Casey’s Car Breaks Down – and if it were Zach’s car, he’d have been raped in Houston. There’s so much more to this episode than what’s in the description, you’re going to have to listen to take it all in. That’s right, Take it all in.

This is the TRUE essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 56: TwoFer Plus Packie!

MARK IS BACK WITH A VENGENCE! Zach is his normal charming self! And They are both joined by the Fantabulous PACKIE! Host of the 8 Bit Packiecast and co-host of Down the Bunny hole! You know, there’s a couple of topics, but, honestly, it doesn’t get real fun until they try the “Speech Jammers!” That’s right, podcasting with speech jammers! Oh, the fun that is had in this episode is beyond words…. but, you’ll have to listen to find out.

This is the TRUE essence of the THREEFer Podcast!

TwoFer 54: Bronchitis-o-saurus Rex

In this episode Mark is dying and doesn’t have enough time to live in order to finish the episode. Just kidding, he has bronchitis, but is a trooper! He still recorded the episode for the fans and faithful listeners! Zach and Mark Talk more about the upcoming changes to the Podsortium, Zach watches a pretty good movie called, “The Place Beyond The Pines”, the loss of Sir Richard Attenborough. Zach’s Move is complete… and Mark chimes in about his moving history (6 times – and how all his stuff used to fit in one car).

Quite a few tidbits of information in such a short time span…

This is the TRUE essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 54: Move Along

In this episode Zach and Mark BS about a lot of things. That’s what they do every week. They sit down and shoot the shit with one another. They talk about Zach’s move, trying to get celebs on the show, touch back on Robin Williams, then talk about Kevin Smith (trying to get him on the show, folks – we need to ask him LOADS of questions about his new movie “Tusk” debuting in September.)

Zach and Mark talk about binge watching shows on Netflix, More on Guardians of the Galaxy, a little technical difficulty, and then hitting up some politics, and Zach tells a funny.

This is the TRUE essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 53: In Memoriam: Goodbye Robin Williams

In this episode Zach and Mark are depressed. But they start out strong but overall, stayed on the depresing side of things. NASCAR driver Tony Stewart Kills a young man. Mark puts the beat down on his daughter’s new boyfriend, and we remember the great Robin Williams.

This is the TRUE depression of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 52: Guardians of the Galaxy!

In this episode Zach and Mark revie Guardians of the Galaxy – but not before a special introduction to the show to help you celebrate 52 awesome weeks of the TwoFer Podcast! 1 Year’s worth of episodes! That’s right folks, it’s been a friggen year!

Before they get into the review, Zach mentions his fondness for people mispronouncing words, and more on the awesome nephew with updates. Finally, most of the episode revolves around Guardians of the Galaxy and a few words of verbal dick sucking of the all mighty Kevin Smith. They need your help folks – they want to get him on the show!

Lastly, there’s some Podsortium News!

This is the TRUE essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 51: Redeux

In this episode Zach and Mark are at it again! (literally – they lost the episode and had to re-record it; hence the name of this episode) Well, long story short, they talk about redoing the show, riff trax on their last episode (with their first episode), they hit upon the contest they had a few weeks back (Yes, Packie, Mark’s on it – why Yes, Joe, please text Mark that Address.) and also talking about Quentin Tarantino movies and what’s going to happen with Kill Bill.

Mark and Zach talk about how awesome Kevin Smith is for his talents and start to verbally suck his dick about the “Tusk” Trailer, then move right into the Deadpool Test Footage with Ryan Reynolds.

Zach DARES the audience members to watch the movie, “Sabotage”, and more!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

OH! PS, THIS IS THE NETFLIX STORY THAT WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME HORROR FLICK!!!
(there are links at the top of the posts for part 2, etc…)
http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/2aj1t2/ive_been_watching_my_friends_on_netflix/

Read it. Let us know what you think. Would you like to see it turned it into a movie?
Would you like to see Mark write it?
Let us know! @TwoFerPod on Twitter #NetflixMovie

TwoFer 50: Riff Trax

In this episode Zach and Mark Riff on their own stuff! That’s right, we’re taking it back… way back – to our first episode as the TwoFer Podcast. We have no shame in talking about ourselves. So much so, that we couldn’t get enough and we had to give you twice the dosage. You can hear the the awesomeness that starts it all. In fact, hear us then, as opposed to now – and listen to the quality difference. Well, the AUDIO quality difference, that is.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

PS, Zach is a new uncle and he talks about something fun on Reddit (TIFU: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bad5k/tifu_by_pretending_to_be_gay/ )

TwoFer 49: Not The Facebook Updates

TwoFer 49 – Not The Facebook Updates

In this episode, Zach and Mark start off with some technical difficulties, but pick it up like it ain’t no thang. Zach talks about his trip back to College Station (Texas, for those of you who don’t know – and for those of you who don’t, you should – what the hell is wrong with you?) and his stay at the world’s shittiest hotel. Both talk about therapy and therapists (incidentally, did you know that if you space out the word “therapist”, you get the words, “The Rapist”?) Mark needs a new computer and Hash Tag, “#thisusedtobe”.

Also, Mark and Zach will never EVER earn their red wings…………… ever.

Oh, and there’s a bunch of Star Wars stuff in there.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 48: Winner Winner

TwoFer 48 – Winner Winner

In this episode… fuck it, we have a winner! That’s right, we have a winner! But you won’t know who it is unless you listen! We announce it somewhere in the episode, but you’ll have to listen in order to find out WHO it is!

Here are our contest entries!

Joe #1: https://vine.co/v/MjvheVTvD9A
Packie #1: https://t.co/CrkWq99ANK
Patrick #1: https://vine.co/v/MFjV3pUFO9H
Toby #1: https://vine.co/v/MUD2BLun1dZ

Joe #2: https://vine.co/v/MFg6zlW5aYE
Packie #2: https://t.co/TtZ00YEwAZ

Joe #3: https://vine.co/v/MFH9jgQbwbd

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 47: Oh Sh…

TwoFer 47 – Oh Sh…

In this episode Zach is recovering from his tragic illness and keeps reminding Mark how valuable Zach is to the podcast (how he carried the last episode without his co-host at the end). They both get right into it with Kevin Smith’s haters, and talk about Zach’s first session with a therapist.

The contest is still going… they got some GREAT entries. But ends Friday, July 4th at MIDNIGHT EST! They got great feedback from the Twitterverse on Mark’s power outtage, and Both Zach and Mark Review some movies (Zach’s review on Pain and Gain, and Mark’s Review on Transformers – and another bit of a review on 22 Jumpstreet by Zach)

You’ll have to tune in for the other good stuff that happens in the show – talking about the contestants battling it out for the TwoFer T-Shirt!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 46: Google Hang-UPs

TwoFer 46 – Google Hang-UPs

In this episode Zach is sick! And Mark apologizes for no panoramic photo from his lighthouse excursion because zach made him feel unworthy of photographic skills. Zach sneezes orange goldfish crackers – and the TwoFer T-Shirt Contest is still going on… get your submissions in!
BOOM! Mark’s power goes out and Zach has to finish the show solo style.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast – wait… what?

TwoFer 45: Don’t Stick Your Head Out The Window

TwoFer 45 – Don’t Stick Your Head Out The Window

In this episode Zach and Mark just go all balls out on everything.  They’ve got Two, count ’em TWO entries into the TwoFer T-Shirt giveaway!  And they go on to talk about some Father’s Day stuff.  Zach coins the phrase, “none fun”, and goes into further issues with BB&T (big butts and tits bank) and he’s on hold for forever and hopes they made a mistake in his favor.

Mark gives some sound financial advice, and Zach continues to listen to his new vinyls that he acquired and conned Packie out of his digital copy of “The World’s End”.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 44: The CIA And Masonic Rule

Episode 44 – The CIA And Masonic Rule

In this episode Zach and Mark go from 0 to 60 in, well, an hour. They talk about The latest release of Down the Bunny Hole, to Podblocked’s 100th episode, along with the CIA and wanting to get them to follow us on Twitter. The best Pizza, Terrible Italian food that really shouldn’t be, tipping your servers when they don’t deserve it, Billie Piper’s Breasts on Showtime’s “Penny Dreadful”, common sense and more.

Some topics of interest:
PickleJuice Sport
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/27ivsv/so_this_is_a_thing/

Google Chrome’s Extension that will allow you to watch UK Netflix (as well as UK watchin ours): Download the “HOLA” extension, go onto netflix, and switch the region from USA to UK (or vise versa).

Mark’s interesting package he got in the mail.
Zach shipped out the first BLodPods’ contest winner’s Poster

Zach’s love of long file names to fuck with Joe and some Freemason bullshit – along with Ignorance…
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/we-cant-have-nice-things?bffb

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 43: Lesbian Porn

Episode 43 – Lesbian Porn
Mark’s still Old and Zach lives in the bible belt.
running and lung capacity after smoking
Mark saw maleficent, and wants to see 1,000,000 ways to die in the west.

Zach threw a surprise party for Casey. The confusion for proposal vs what actually happened.

Zach loves CitiBank.

Down the Bunnyhole episode 3 has dropped.

XMEN – Days of future past broke some monetary records…
Zach sends Mark a Doctor Who item online… and talks about hot topic and vinyl records.

Zach’s objection against Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End and almost soft core pornographic scene with Orlando Bloom.

Zach’s Review of Jay and Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie.
Edgar Wright – separated ways with Marvel on antman.

Hollywood’s reboot of Stargate.
Hollywood needs new ideas… and a reboot.

Movie shooting on your iPhone 101.

Mark’s criticism on art films – like blank piece of paper for three minutes with terrible new age music.
Art is subjective.

TNA on Cable.

Cat Stevens… is a douche.
Dave Grohl is awesome.

Gene Simmons and his old reality show “The Family Jewels”

Freemasons?

http://bringmethenews.com/2014/06/02/neighbor-pulls-gun-on-dad-teaching-daughter-to-ride-bike/
Adding sound effects – to reading the news headlines.
Zach has his own sound board.

Mark’s contest still stands, get yourself on YouTube telling Bruce Willis to go fuck himself and Mark will send you a TwoFer T-Shirt.
Post the link on the TwoFer Wall for the whole world to see and you could be a winner!

BLodPods – Contest for the Contest Spiderman Marvel Team up with the first appearance of Mocking Bird.

Zach’s love of well done lesbian porn

All apologies fellow TwoFer listener’s there were some technical difficulties when editing this episode. If at times it seems slightly out of sync, it is. I did my best.

TwoFer 42: Don’t Panic

In this episode Zach and Mark get into some serious shit.  But, it’s well worth the listen.  Everything from Zach’s Slam Dunk and Swimming abilities and Mark’s Gravel Projects, we also have a NEW contest for our listeners, but you have to actually listen to find out.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 41: Feminist Hotties.

In this episode, Zach and Mark cover all the bases…. starting off with the birth of the Podsortium and Down the Bunny Hole with Packie (of the 8 Bit Packiecast) and Zach. A new contest on the BLodPods Network Facebook Page (like and share, people). Our own contest, what would you like to win? Godzilla, and Mark being a damn liar. Special guests at the Houston Comicpalooza, Zach in Swim Trunks that arenn’t speedos and MUCH much more (including the title of this episode – feminist hotties!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 001: Bonus Podsortium

Welcome to The Podsortium, people; This is the moment we’ve been waiting to tell you about for such a long time. Learn finally what IT is and what it’s going to be. www.podsortium.com

TwoFer 40: Lensflares

EPISODE 40, Y0! In this episode, Zach and Mark talk bout everything from Facebook Trolls and movies – to Zach’s music endeavor with a friend (Geighbors). Mark had a Facebook trolling incident after posting an opinion on the new Spiderman movie. They talk about some Star Wars VS Star Trek, and the wonderful lensflares by JJ Abrams – Mark lets Zach in on a little secret about the movie magic that JJ uses in ALL his damn films, and how he stalked… errrr… followed Kate Mulgrew (of Star Trek Voyager fame) several years ago. But, it’s much more interesting than what you’re reading, now.  Believe me.  Mark is in the middle of a tornado warning and needs to exit the show abruptly.

…and that – Ladies and Gents, is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 39: Podfading

In this episode, Zach and Mark get hot and heavy with Reddit Gone Wild – with some lesbian action, and Mark has a boring life. Zach talks about reading an article on LibSyn’s Blog about Podfading (when a podcast fades out of existence for one reason or another) and how one of the reasons is cost on hosting podcasts. But, if LibSyn and people like LibSyn would get their heads out of their asses and stop charging an arm and a leg for hosting, some podcasts wouldn’t fade out of existence. Mark Talks about an email from the FBI (scam) and Zach talks about pretentious douche bags and ginger beards – and reiterates his contest. You have to listen to find out!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 38: Guilty Pleasures

In this episode, Zach and Mark have a Much Better Episode! Sound Quality? Check. Zach? Check. Mark….. Mark? Oh, Yes… Check. We’re rolling! Zach starts off with a show on Showtime called Years of Living Dangerously, then they go into their cable and internet service providers and how they suck balls – thus tying into last episode’s quality issues.

There’s all sorts of goodies in this episode, including guilty pleasures (Lady Gaga, Lindsey Sterling, and some other artists that we listen to and don’t care what others think!). And ZACH ANNOUNCES A CONTEST! You have to listen to get the details!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 37: One Shitty Podcast

In this episode, Zach and Mark…. blah blah blah…. you know what, this was a real bitch to do this week.  But that didn’t stop us from trying.  We had skype problems, and for those of you who don’t know, Mark is in Ohio and Zach is in Texas.  Pretty hard to do without skype.  So, we apologize for any sound quality issues, but we still wanted to give you a little something to appease the podcast gods.

So, shit happened, and I’m sorry.  So, on a lighter note, We talked about shit.  Literally, we talked about good, solid, healthy shits, and a few other talking points:

  • Captain America.
  • comcast – vs time werner – both suck for internet.
  • Time Travel.
  • TwoFer, Upcoming BlodCast Birthday
  • Zach is a running man, again.
  • Dead Boats in the water.
  • corporations screwing you over with costs.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 36: Dick Cheese And Disclaimers

The TwoFer Podcast’s 36th Episode!
What can we say that hasn’t already been said in the title of the episode? Dick Cheese and Disclaimers. BUT we also talk about micro management, Betty White – the hottie that she is, as well as – the benefits of bleach wipes and vaginas. And that’s just in the first 20 minutes. You’ll have to listen to the rest to hear where we go with it next!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 35: God’s Period

The TwoFer Podcast’s 35th Episode

TwoFer 35 God’s Period
In this wonderful episode, we find that Zach and Mark have no opinion because they are white. Not to mention all the other wonderful things that come up – that you just have to listen to in order to appreciate the wholesome family values that are the TwoFer Podcast.

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 34: Rectal Thrustery

In which Mark and Zach discuss the infinite possibilities of the new scientific discovery of Rectal Thrustery – and how it could pertain to going green while exiting Earth’s orbit through Rectal Rocketry. Zach talks about his boss’s troubles with Ghost Pepper flavored wings and much, more.
(By the way, we’re patenting Rectal Thrustery – don’t even think about it.)

This is the true essence of the TwoFer podcast

TwoFer 33: Pod Gods

In which Mark and Zach discuss:

A costly Ford Mustang

Ohio’s shitty weather

TBPN NEWS!

Dead as Hell Horror Podcast and a new blink and you’ll miss it offering coming soon

ComiCons

Generic SciFi cons

Kevin Smith’s Fatman on Batman podcast and all of its awesomeness http://smodcast.com/channels/fatman-on-batman/

Redneck sexyness

We Found it! The lost plane has been found… dead

Intense stylized podcasting about how generic the USA network shows an be..come

This is the true essence of the TwoFer podcast

TwoFer 32: Surgical Lube!

The TwoFer Podcast’s 32nd Episode

TwoFer 32: Surgical Lube!

In this episode Zach and mark sit down and talk about everything from finding ourselves to dysfunctional families, surgical lube and MORE! Zach cringes at the sound of the word catheter and all that other wonderful stuff. It’s a great episode. Don’t miss out! Download it now, NOW, NOW!!!
What are you waiting for??? Stop reading this and GO FOR IT!

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 31: How To Lose An Airplane In 10 Days

This episode is only half as long the boys’ typical efforts because of time constraints but entertaining nonetheless.

 

In which Mark and Zach talk about:

  • How one loses a plane
  • Malcolm Gladwell’s ‘Blink’ and ‘Outliers’ , once more
  • Magic! Not the gathering
  • True Detective/Cosmos/HBO GO Disaster
  • Hannibal – The series/Buffalo Bill doppelganger
  •  What’s in a (twitter) name? The short and probably incorrect story of @N
  • “I knew that was going to happen.” and other such people

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

If you would like to pick up a copy of either of Malcolm Gladwell’s books ‘Outliers’ or ‘Blink’ feel free to use our links below and simultaneously get two great reads as well as help support our show!

 

TwoFer 30: Dirty Thirty!

The TwoFer Podcast’s 30th Episode

TwoFer 30 Dirty Thirty!

In this episode Zach and Mark go into EVERYTHING, including Podblocked with Chris and Joe – joining the BLodPods Network, The Oscars, Books that Zach is reading, a GREAT #TwoFerTopic from Patrick (@GhostDirector – Why DO you always throw the first twofer out? #PancakeDay), along with cats not liking steak.

  • WAR! HUH! What is it good for!?
  • True Detective, House of Cards and Great TV sometimes being better than what’s on the Big Scree.
  • Cable Companies and Their Bullshit
  • HBO and the other big networks should go solo, ditch the cable companies and go A la Carte!
  • Penn and Teller for politics and edutainment

And most importantly, find out if you’re a racist:
https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/user/agg/blindspot/tablet.htm

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 29: Grand Theft Kenny

In this grand episode, Zach and Mark have a #TwoFerTopic, Wrestlers, Ted Nugent, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher…. all this and Zach calls Mark old – again.
Gays in Arizona, and retarded tigers named Kenny (http://imgur.com/gallery/80ddw).  It doesn’t get any better than this (and even if it did, it wouldn’t be any better than this.)
This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.
PS, Mark edited the episode correctly this time. because the last time he edited (twofer episodes ago), he fuckered it all up, real nicely.

TwoFer 28: Slo-Mo Face

In which Mark and Zach talk about:
iOS 7 and some of its newer features
The iPhone 5S and some of its newer features
Cheryl Merkowski’s Music Video for ‘Walls Fall Out’
Zach’s coming Vegas vacation
a good clean joke
AVA
Packie’s 8-Bit Packiecast only on the Tangent-Bound Network

TwoFer 27: Doesn’t Fit

In which Zach and Mark talk about Zach’s new phone, adoption, a #TwoFer Topic – bomb instructor blows up a class, and a bunch of other GREAT ramblings including what Mark is doing with the TBN!  This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast!

TwoFer 26: GILFS

In which Mark and Zach talk about the actresses on their list if it were back in the day, Mel Brooks films, General jackassery, the Coca-Cola controversy, Las Vegas and having an alphanumeric twitter handle. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 25: Dicklickers

This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 24: Vegas Nonsense

In which Mark has finally returned from Sin City, Mark tries his best to talk about his journey to the city of excess but Zach has to butt in every chance that he gets, they also discuss the intellectually disabled and a possible Sin City CoPC show. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 23: Smoke’em If Ya’ Got’em

In which Mark & Zach pretty much whore out for big tobacco. They discuss quitting, starting, inhaling, making your own and just a lot of smoking. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 22: Vegas Bomb

In which, you guessed it, Mark and Zach discuss Mark’s upcoming business trip to the spectacular Las Vegas, Nevada with Zach incessantly giving unsolicited advice on how and where Mark should spend is time in Sin City, Zach discusses the decision to adopt two new cats, and that’s just the beginning; no kitten. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast.

TwoFer 20: TwoFer’s Eve

In which Mark and Zach reflect on some Christmas fun. Merry Christmas from the TwoFer podcast.

TwoFer 19: Working Title

In this episode Mark and Zach just do what they do best; miss the fucking point but in a fun way. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 18: We Are The Ones Who Ask

In this episode Mark and Zach interview each other in a one of a kind episode. Enjoy this special edition episode of the TwoFer podcast. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 17: We’re Thor

TwoFer 17 We’re Thor In this post Turkey Day episode, Mark and Zach talk about a bunch of great stuff, including Zach’s great, in depth review of Thor – along with a few choice articles about how some shit head woman stabs someone at wal-mart for a friggen x-box one, and how Justin Beiber has a tiny weird penis This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 15: Purge This

In this episode, Mark and Zach catch up on the full – “back to the grind” episode since Zach’s initial absence – and Zach rags on Mark throughout the show for being old – because he’s fucking 40! Yeah, that old Mother Fucker is ancient! Our wonderful hosts also talk about Kevin Smith, Kevin’s Movies and more about Kevin. Then they talk about the stupid movie, the purge and tell Bruce Willis to go fuck himself. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 14: …Over

TwoFer 14 …Over In this episode, you join a show already in progress… Yup, Crossing Over from the Tangent-Bound Podcast. This is the continuation of the conversation of the Tangent sensation. Three folks sitting down – starting off on the other show and ending up on this one. What better way to do an episode? For the first half of this conversation, you’ll probably want to check out the Tangent-Bound Podcast, over at http://thesquarerootofnegativeone.com After that, come back and listen to this (another), yet, amazing epsisode! Or, don’t. This episode is quality all on it’s own. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 13: Unlucky 13

Poor Zach has departed from this great Earth and arrived in his own personal hell that is also known as work. However, fear not TwoFer minions, Zach gave Mark a hall pass on this one and allowed a one time hostful cheat. Yes, Mark was able to pull in the number one fan (not himself or… well, Zach) Patrick (@GhostDirector). Yeah, that’s right, Patrick! He said he wasn’t doing anything anyway, so, why not, right? Enjoy this special episode of the TwoFer Podcast with special guest, Patrick – as they talk about everything from coffee (twice), trips to Mars, spousal burning, and more.

TwoFer 12: Angry Men

TwoFer Episode 12 – Twelve Angry Men Two Guys! Two Mics! And TWO HOURS!! That’s right, people – Two HOUR Special Episode! Mark and Zach, make up for lost time! We put more effort into this show than go fuck yourself. We talk about muscle cars (trucks – for Podblocked), music and more! Download and Listen!

TwoFer 11: TwoFer’s Eleven

TwoFer 11 TwoFers Eleven In this episode, Mark and Zach start off the show right! They go into drinking and move on into best friends and what best friends mean to one another. Mark and Zach shout out to the Carnival of PodCocks – and hit up a news article late in the game – but it’s totally worth the listen. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 10: ThreeFer

In which Mark and Zach are joined by long time listener and first time caller, super guest host Patrick (@ghostdirector) to form the Holy podcast trinity. Join the gods of pod as they discuss the Internet, Red Box, Old consoles, Old devices, the post office, Texas and Texans and well you’ll see. Enjoy this very special around the world edition of the best produced podcast of all time.

TwoFer 9: Ninth Inning Fetch

In this episode, Mark and Zach give some shout outs to the Carnival of Podcocks and your mother’s house, ramble on about our selves, our show, and how you can find us. Mark and Zach hit up some news articles and talk about, being Anti-White Supremacists, and some Great Grand Theft Auto Five! This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 8: Eight Is Not Enough

In this episode, Mark and Zach give some shout outs, ramble on about our selves, our show, and how you can find us. Mark and Zach hit up some SEXUALLY explicit news articles and talk about Vinyl Records – a record is something that pre-dated CDs, people. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 7: Head In A Box

n this episode, Mark and Zach give some shout outs, ramble on about our selves, our show, and how you can find us. Zach comes up with some good articles to talk about and Mark is attacked by a giant monster moth that keeps dive bombing his head. This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 6: Half A Dozen

In this episode Mark and Zach continue their journey of bringing glorious aural from Ohio and Texas straight to your ears. Join our heroes as they discuss:

Texas’ new legislation
Classy trashy homes
60 year old predictions made by Isaac Asimov
David Frost remembered
Their favorite food hacks

TwoFer 5: TwoFer A Nickel

In this episode, Mark and Zach give some shout outs, ramble on about our selves, our show, and how you can find us. They also talk about their favorite listener – answer his question, and shout out the rest of the Carnival of Podcocks, and… The BatFleck! This is the true essence of the TwoFer Podcast

TwoFer 1: TwoFer One

Welcome to the first episode of a joint podcast by Mark of Tangent Bound podcast and Zach from Just Zach and BLodCast. This is a weekly podcast with two guys from two states with two mics (get it yet?) going on about movies, TV, life and general bullshittery. If you enjoyed this podcast check out our other podcasts just like it at www.BLOD-CAST.com or thesquarerootofnegativeone.com